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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| SHITKICKER PART 2 |
| Sunday, April 04, 2004 |
Well if you live in the south of england and noticed a black cloud fill the skies and the sea raging out of control and bubbling like the end of time is nigh.
DO NOT PANIC
It was " said shitkicker" arriving to see his poor child.
And ohhhhhh,i think he thought he was arriving on -set for a scene in "beastly benders", calling him a drama queen was an understatement of the year, only he could make a song and dance over a pint of milk.
I will now explain, i am about to run out of milk,i explain after his long journey i was unable to offer a hot berverage,so i polightlry ask him if he would be so kind as to jump in his car while i was getting our child ready to take the 2 min journey in his car to get me a pint or 2 of milk, as it was pissing down( remember the skies going black and the sea boiling due to his arrival).
Now i ask you , can a normal person turn this into a full blown friggin' argument. The answer is NO
But low and behold we go from the milk situation to everything we have ever disagreed on in the last friggin' ten years.
Now i would be a big fat liar if i did not say i enjoyed this, because every now and then i get the chance to point out to him that he is the biggest shit kicker that ever walked the earth
So the next time i get to go in his shitkickermobile i am going get my wonderful pint of milk and pour it all over his his lovely car seats when he is not looking.
But shhhhhhhhhhhhh...... don't tell him
scarlet
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