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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| ~~Another little something for ya~~ |
| Tuesday, August 10, 2004 |
Thought this was hilarious, found it in a mail shot to a community I belong to, obviously it's an American thing but even with the dollar signs it's still bloody funny.........
Enjoy!
The P'enis Tax!
Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service
Washington, D.C.
To: All Male Taxpayers
RE: Notice of increase of tax paymentForm 1040 - P
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your p'enis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% ofthe time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.
Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your p'enis will be taxed according to size.
To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3, on the StandardForm 1040.
10-12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00
6-7 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00
Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
Please do not ask for an extension!
Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains.
Love
Evie
xxx
Ps.
Good Morning All
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