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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Monday, August 09, 2004 |
Who ? planted the Fooking weed in my hanging basket. IF I ever find out i'll strangle that bastard, jokes are jokes, but am not getting fined for dope growing, CCTV is now installed.
Think I did model Sophie Anderton at the weekend, she was crap, no shag fun at all, learning from vast experience i can now reveal that Milky will no longer be doin ladies of size 8-12, yes its 14 - 20 from now on who always score highly on the shagfunometer.
Hollywood needs more porn leading men, I'm awaiting the barage of app forms now, theres only about 25 leading male porn stars, and at £300 - £600 a day, I reckon i could crack it.
The ability to provide 'wood' for 12 hours is required, or to perform the 'POP' shot right on queue after doing 5 girls in 3 hours sounds pretty simple to me *wink* (mail me if you must).
Also its best if you dont smoke Viagra as this produces the sky-scraper tied to your waist effect, wow I want somma that. :)
The weekend was traumatising, eleventy seven maruaders came out the walls at Milky's den, I would have posted had one of them not lashed Pernod into the PC - PERNOD ? fuck ! she must have had that in her bag since the 80's, so the PC needed washing with stardrops (Milky's technical expertise dont extend much beyond dildo batteries ).
I'll be coming back down this morning aided no doubt by 'Hot Java' which always leaves your breath like a Pharoahs sock, so no snoggin later ;)
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