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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Bring a Bottle But no Midgets |
| Monday, August 02, 2004 |
PARTY.......................
Oh the mess, the stained sheets the burnt carpets, glasses everywhere, ash-trays full of black moroccan and half clothed strangers randomly scattered about the house, yes the whole place needed a fooking good clean before we could start partying on Saturday.
Some Sunday evening after thoughts.......................
Point 1. Dont wear Hawaian grass skirts whilst lighting a BBQ, especially when your full of substances.
Point 2. That boy that looks like a girl, IS A BOY, thanks to Kaitlin for pointing that out, I was only a half inch away from that little discovery myself love.
Point 3. When I say 'bring a bottle', dont bring windowlene to be a funny fooker and dont try to clean my ceiling mirrors you fooking idiot.
Point 4. We may have an open relationship but Jellybean only does THAT ! with me, and I dont care how much the leather lashing kit cost you she aint doing it.
Point 5. Whomever left the Gucci shoe in the fish tank, your not getting it back, the fish are marine fish, they cost a fooking fortune, where as your tacky shoe doesent.
Point 6. After that cocktail that boy who looked like a girl, seems quite charming. I'll not elaborate.
Point 7. Why is there always a girl crying in a bedroom with puke in her hair, does somebody hire her for the evening, was the puke there before she came.
Point 8. Leaving neat lines of salt on a mirror is not funny.
Point 9. Stop microwaving fooking everything, I provide Sun, Sea, Sex, Tequila and other stuff, if youre hungry Fook off to Taco-bell.
Point 10. I know you people and welcome you to my place - WHY ????
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