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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| mmmm - That Feels gooooood ! BUT............. |
| Friday, July 30, 2004 |
Fun in your 20's, regular in your 30's, but girls trust me, anal sex aint going to be your best friend come your 40's. Sorry to say it but your sphincter will throw its hand in, and it going to be late night trips out to Spa for another pack of adult nappies. Yes as much as you'd like to think that its too many bottles of jacob's creek or bacardi breezer thats going to be your downfall or popping the odd 'e' or the 40 Capstan full strength you inhale daily, i'm afraid your mistaken. Its so going to be the embarassment of adjusting your girdle around your 'huggies' in public. So next time your biting that pillow - THINK ON !
Also, Never, Ever shave your anal hair, it inhibits the ability to fart silently. ! Ever been on that first date and after giving the bed performance of your life again (or is that just me *gloat*) your lying there in a half slumber when you just have to release that gurgling gut, not wishing to cause embarassment you try every manouvre in the book to fart silently (you know how its done), and then it happens, its like a Ford Capri with triple air horns startling kids carrying 99's from behind an ice-cream van, and your embarassment is complete. It only ever happened to me once, she never really minded in fact she stayed all day in the company of Milky's love Rocket ;), although I did promise her a 48pack of Adult Pampers pullups.
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