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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Scarlet-The-Harlet strikes again! |
| Wednesday, April 07, 2004 |
You know when you get days where everything you say and do just isn't coming out the way you want it to.
people at work now think i am have some wierd form of sex addiction. I will explain, my colleague and i are discussing our lack of love action, so we picking up condoms, and i'm thinking maybe if i buy them they will come. ( i know what you are thinking, those men must have shit in their eyes) Well every month i suffer from very sore boobie - lubies, so i go to a quiet area at work, and i am trying to get my boys to sit at a comfortable angle, and to the on-looker it did look like i was fondling, and ofcourse my manager walks around the corner and thinks shite, and runs away, ofcourse i run after him saying then shouting at this figure which is slowly turning into a dot on the landscape, "" NO NO , I WAS NOT TOUCHING MYSELF I HAVE SORE BOOBIES" at which point the whole store looks me up and down as if to say " yeah we believe you" except one guy who grabbed my arm and said "i'm into that too, give me a ring baby"
Anyway hours had passed the manager returned, and it was a resonable but not comfortable afternoon with him talking about his wonderful wife and how she is everything , blahh blahh. I am holding up pretty well. We finally make eye contact so i say" want a cup of tea". so off i trundle i bend down and i hear riipppppppppppp, i have split my friggin' trousers, but cannot locate where exactly so i feel where they might have ripped, and low and behold the manager comes to see where his tea is and witnesses me now fondling my crutch!
he goes white i am dying a friggin' death here.
But the upside to this is i got the afternoon of work.
so if you wanna get out of work maybe, just maybe you should consider it, but you should also be prepared for a sexual harrassment suit to follow .
Fingers crossed i won't get one, say a prayer for me people!
And yes it really did happen to me. I'm not proud of my actions, but thought i would share because i think there maybe a lesson to be learnt in this somewhere ,dunno what it is ,maybe you can tell me.
scarlet- the - harlet .
P.S You will be probaly glad to know this will be my last post for a couple of weeks, going on holiday. But "I'LL BE BACK"! |
posted by Lou Lou @ 11:18:00 pm   |
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