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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Milky's lurve Manual |
| Wednesday, August 11, 2004 |
Tired with the same old same old, just fookn go out and stray lol. or try some of Milky's top tips.
1. Shag in the hall, statistically the room in your home that sees no action at all, be careful though, getting an elephants foot umbrella holder wedged on your noggin may not make for great sex, depends who your bumping uglies with i suppose. If youve got glass doors then even better, ooh the thrill of being caught by the bettaware man.
2. Hire a 'London Eye' capsule for £300, although you'll have about 3 million southern voyeuristic bastards perving at you whilst your at it.
3. Foam party - yeh under the foam but dont lick the floor, at only £3 an 'e' the fookers just drop em everywhere now.
4. Anywhere outside. The law says you can do what you like as long as nobody sees you and even then they have to be 'outraged' - define 'outraged' ? bet mine is different lol.
5. Give them a 68'er which is you goin down on them and they'll owe you one.
6. Catch me on MSN ;)
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