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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Tuesday, August 17, 2004 |
Its not really about how soft, strong or very long it is really, is it ? its more about are my fingers going to burst through it. Yup modern day toilet roll really needs to get over itself.
Now I'm all about home comforts, but aloe vera coated toilet roll, even worse scented toilet roll. Who gives a flying fuck whethers its patterned, its certainly patterned when ive finished with it, and its not the type of pattern you really want to see, although i have to say it does resemble the flock wall-paper we had in our living room in 1978, we also had some of them pottery cart horses with the wagon of barrels behind it. I digress, yes so I dont think my hidden depths needs much scenting Im not planning on getting that close to anybody, and as for aloe vera, yeah great, so I've a smooth anal passage and a sphincter thats just lovely to nuzzle up to, but im just not meeting the right kind of people right now to appreciate these things.
So what ever happened to Izal, come on you 30 somethings know what im on about. Like using christmas decorations to wipe your arse with, still, it was shiny and efficient and probably as effective on your piles as sprinkling salt on them.
So - are you a folder or a scruncher ????
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