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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Wednesday, May 26, 2004 |
In the light of the fact i have had a fucking shit day, a day that started with a cock up, i have had a family bereavment and i was snowed under at work....and still there are 5 hours left in the day.
Anyway i can't be arsed to do a proper post so i thought i would post this....... it's so fucking ME! Enjoy
Love
Lou Lou
xxxxxxx
THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK
1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".
2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".
3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
6. "Do I look like a people person?"
7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"
8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose"
10. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
11. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
12. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
13. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
14. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize that you haven't gone to sleep yet"
15. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
16. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
17. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
18. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
19. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
20. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."
21. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
22. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
23. "Earth is full. Go home."
24. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
25. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
26. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
27. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."
28. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a fucking airport"
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