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| My Family |
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Lou Lou - Me!:::::::
Hubby - Long suffering husband :::::::
Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter :::::::
Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! :::::::
Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend |
| Medically Me! |
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The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
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| Odd Me! |
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I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat):::::::
I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much):::::::
I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands :::::::
I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
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Under Construction! - More to come here!
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| Friday, August 27, 2004 |
I glanced at you, you glanced back fleetingly and from that moment on a love burned deep inside both of our hearts, the mists of lonliness were cast aside and never have I felt so close to................BOLLOX ! You dont want to read shite like this do you ?
When it comes down to it, I read blogs about Shagging, partying, laughing and also ones that ask daft questions about what filmstar dwarf you are. Yup some things are best left to the bedroom like Mills & Boon chatter and adult baby fetish.
So onto things in Milky land, for the first time known to man, I'm possibly not going to be partying this weekend - dont all cry at once. I need a break, I've a free ticket for the Manchester Gay carnival (Male me if you want it), I got it as way of compensation for that business deal fiasco I invested in last year, fookn dyslexic pimp got me to pour all my cash into a Warehouse. lol.
So this weekend I'll be watching lots of crap TV, cheery shit like 'what happened in the final minutes before Chenobyl' or UKStyle has a House Doctor weekend when Californian Real Estate expert Anne Maurice advises you how to get rid of a bad case of subsidance using a floral throw and walking with a fake limp, I always feel sorry for the poor bastards that buy these houses after some camp doily like Laurence Llewelyn Bowen has fooked off, they probably spend the rest of their lives picking MDF splinters out of their arses.
Milky Top Tip of the week:
Taking half a viagra will stop you pissing on your moccasins when your drunk.
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