Lou Lou's World!

A 30 something girl in an ordinary world

My Family
Lou Lou - Me!::::::: Hubby - Long suffering husband ::::::: Princess - My almost 11 year old daughter ::::::: Beast Dog - My collie cross (who is anything but a beast! ::::::: Arum and Scarum - My folks::::::: Sis- My little sister who is taller than me!::::::: Scarlet - My bestest friend
Medically Me!
The two biggest medical events were in 1998 when I fractured my spine and in 2003 when I had a golf ball sized benign tumour removed from my breast.
Odd Me!
I broke my wrist trying to recreate Balero on roller skates, on my own... (twat)::::::: I'm very scared of mice, but cockroaches don't really bother me!(as much)::::::: I am a bit compulsive about washing my hands ::::::: I have Singstar rating singing "Heaven is a Place on Earth!"
Under Construction! - More to come here!
..::Yet another diagnosis::..
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
I actually finished work at 3pm due to my impending visit to le hospital. I arrived a lot earlier than i expected to, due to the lack of traffic on the road and once there the skys rained down on me. But on a plus since i was wearing my heair au naturel today which means wavy it actually did me a favour and revived it hehehe
the waiting room as usual was quite full which meant i was in for a ling wait.

My arrival was greated by... "Do you have your echo cardio reults with you?" Oh yes of course i do, NOT. It took me ages to get the results and they never gave me a copy and now the twats have fucking lost them. Whilst i was sat quietly in the waiting room completely devoid of magazines i might add, the recpetion desk rather too loudly for my liking were chasing up my echo results. Fucking hell the whole fucking waiting room knew by the time they had finished that i had an echo cardio, the date i had it where i had it and my fucking results. I was not particually impressed. Lucky for me my heart is clear eh?

Last time i was there the appointments were running over by 2 hours so this time i was prepared and was armed witha chicken korma roll and a bag of crisps hehehe the envious looks from patients just egged me on to eat it with very obvious enjoyment and relish hehehe

At last my name was called. I was taken into a consulting room she told me she had read my notes talked some shit asked me some shit and then said she had no answers for me Quelle fucking surprise.

How many times have i been told this now? I have bloody lost count.
Anyway what she did say was that i am a very lucky girl to have no evil underlying reason cos all my tests were negative. ooooh i am so fortunate but still after all those tests they don't know what is wrong or causing it all.
But she did by way of an explanation say that i have now wait for it..... an unstable vascualar system. really? are you fucking sure? well i thinkk i might have figured that out by now considering the amount of time i spend with black fucking hands cos i have no circulation.

Forgive me i am a little angry, i am so frustrated that yet again they have no answers for me what so ever yet again i am feeling like i am banging my head against a bloody wall.

Oh and her solution. Go and see what my life in the new climate brings....yeah cos i am really lucky i'm doing that, cos they've got fuck all else to offer me and fuck all explanation for my fucked up life.

Oh and tomorrow more joys to come........... the visit to the tit consultant re the lump in my tit. Joy of Joys. Please god let this be uncomlicated, please god let at least one bit of me be ok.

Wish me luck........
Lou Lou

posted by Lou Lou @ 8:10:00 pm  
..::Back to Basics baby!::..
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Yeah that's what we are here at Lou Lou Land "Back to fucking Basics"!!

As you are aware the majority of my possessions have been packed onto a removal van leaving me somewhat spartan around chez Lou Lou Land!

This afternoon I have had the pleasure of handwashing my hubby's underwear! and a largish pile of general stuff. It was fucking hard work. Now for me, especially so due to my ongoing problems with my hands. By the time i had done half of it, just the washing not the rinsing my hands were in pieces. Yes, i was wearing gloves, it made no difference my hands were swollen and i could barely move them. Just as well I'm off to see the consultant tomorrow!

Also the joys of being back to basics include:

Boiling water in a saucepan for a cuppa!
Hand washing omg the washing up......hell on my handy's
NO microwave....shit i have to remember to take stuff out of the freezer now!
Handwashing all the clothes. From now on i am rationing us i will make hubby and princess wear their pants for two days and socks for a week pmsl (only joking!)
We have no tv in the bedroom *SOB* so we have to think of other entertainments! (not so bad me thinks!!!!!wink wink)
No DVD player.......*sob*
Using a slow prehistoric pc just so's i can blog and read blogs!
Very small selection of clothing (gonna have to buy something new for my leaving do,oh what a shame!)
I have a skeleton kitchen right now i forgot not to pack the tin opener so i had to buy a shitty one at the weekend!

It's not so bad i guess but until it's gone you forget just how much you take some things in your life for granted!

Thought for the day!
Now people i guess is THE worst thing we can take for granted and yet we do it....WHY? Now i know this off completely off at a tangent but thats what i do! hehehe
Sometimes in life we are so used to things being there we forget what we have until it's gone. Sadly we all do this with people without meaning to. Sometimes the people we do this to are our nearest and dearest. I've been guilty of it I know. Many times I've been so caught up in my own life, in ME actually having a life for a change my friends have rather taken a back seat whilst i try to juggle being a super woman at work a super mum and a super wife. Sometimes there just isn't enough time in the day.
I want you to pause now and think. And if you are taking someone for granted, tell that someone you love them , care for them or however the fuck you feel just let them know they're not invisible to you!

So that's my thought for the day so very Jerry Springer!! Shall i end it by saying be good to yourselves and one and other? pmsl I used to be soooooo addicted to watching that show! I caught it the other day on itv2 and couldn't believe how utterly wank the show actually is! pmsl

Well it's been a long day and I have a longer one tomorrow! Work and then late afternoon i'm at the hospital to see my consultant for a review not that i think they'll shed any more light on my "undiagnosed condition" but who knows! And then Thursday my usual day off i have to work......and then Hubby is taking me to another hospital for the "tit consultant" re this damn lump i've got.
I'm ok about it, talking about it helps at least i will know, they will tell me while i am there the diagnosis and if there is one a prognosis so we'll see i'll let you know either way.....in case you give a shit!!!

You know i'm 30 years old and i'm fucking falling apart! For Gods sake never take your health for granted. *telling health how much i would like good health to come back to me and that i will be a good girl!*

Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:45:00 pm  
~~I've got nothing to wear~~
Well that isn't strictly true but......*sighs deeply* I have a wedding to go to this weekend, one of my best and dearest friends is getting married and I can't find nothing to wear..LOL
Well I can find lots of stuff to wear but nothing that I actually feel "right" in...you ladies will know wot I am on about here.
My eldest is all kitted out, except shoes..oooh f*ck I forgot shoes....b*gger and shit that means I will have to venture into town again this week....arrrghghghghgh, my boy as yet has nothing to wear either...LOL Hubby will make do with wot he's got and the little 'un has had her outfit for ages...well she's so easy to buy for.
I have bought two tops this week, one of which I love but means buying new underwear, one of those halter neck bra thingys!!! And the other one I bought on a whim, but its black...now I'm not really a black person, I like colour in my life, so f*ck knows why I bought it??????
I know why...was shopping with a friend for 3 hours...and thought I'd better return home with at least one thing from my shopping expedition...LOL I should of resisted, will have to take it back...I know I'll never wear the bloody thing....LOL

Little 'un was looked after by my brother, bless his heart, he was here for ever in the end....when I got back from town he was watching Four Weddings and a Funeral..."F*ck, F*ck, F*ckity, F*ck" you really need to see the film if that line wasn't altogether familiar to you!!!! Little 'un was in bed so no commenting on the fact that her virginal ear's would of been abused by the amount of expletives in said film...LOL

Had pasta for tea, was lovely and a nice glass of zinfadel and then veged out for awhile...shoppin is hardwork!

Sad news.....I got out bid on my Cabbage Patch...still have a few days to go, so may make a last minute bid and guzsump the others......pmsl
Found two others I liked, not as much as the first but they are still cute all the same....LOL

Here's a quiz I did earlier, just to amuse you all.....

You Are Right Brained In Love

Bit of a drama queen

Peacemaker, first to end a fight

Good at thinking up creative dates

Tend to fall in love and get hurt easily

Going with your gut instead of your head

Emphathetic and caring, sometimes to a fault

Good at recognizing patterns in relationships

Been in love many times, perhaps too many to count

Wildly passionate and intense when falling in love

Spontaneous with relationships, going with the flow

Overly visual - can play back past dates like movies in your mind

Roses, love poems, and stuffed animals are a good start to winning your heart

Are You Right Brained or Left Brained in Love? Take This Quiz :-)

Find the Love of Your Life
(and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

OMG...this was so true of me!!!!

Laters dahlings..mwah
posted by Lou Lou @ 9:55:00 am  
Monday, June 28, 2004

And have a really good letch at his new piccie grrrrrrrrrr
One of a set I believe.
I think you'll all agree Stu is Top Totty!

Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 11:23:00 am  
..::The sport of getting mummy drunk and other twaddle!::..
Sunday, June 27, 2004
I spent the best part of yesterday fine tuning my new blog! Never fear I won't be abbandoning this one I hope to have enough interesting shit in my life to be going on to manage the too of them, which will be a first for me. I will be joining the ranks of housewives, not by choice and shall once more become a sponger off my husband! pmsl So i will have plenty of time todo lots of cool stuff and blog yay me!

Ok now as you might be aware the whole move thing has unbalanced me a little more than i normally am! My parents took pity on me and decended on me last night with my sister and nephew to cheer me up!
And Boy was i cheered pmsl
Now due to my Dad only having one leg...they only have a huge walk in shower thing at home cos he can't get in and out of a bath so when visiting Lou lou Land Mummy Dearest always has a long soak in my bath!

I gave her a rather large glass of {insert swanky sounding french sparkling wine} to "unwind" with in the tranquility of my barren bathroom with no blinds up pmsl So they she lay wallowing.

Dad and I are discussing life and the universe whilst watching "So, I married an Axe Murderer" and Mummy saunters in in her nighty! We persuade her to sit and finish her wine........
15 minutes later tops we are joined by this laughing maniac!!!!!

Mother is completely off her head on this cheaper than cheap french sparkly stuff i think it was about 1 euro a bottle pmsl That she drunk like lemonade cos it tasted good! It is 10.5%vol though pmsl

She can't speak, without slurring terribly she also is in danger of pissing herself cos she can't stop laughing only she doesn't know what at she's in hysterics tears falling down her cheeks, which she dabs away with the hem of her nighty flashing everyone! At various times she attempts to "be serious" whoch of course had the complete opposite effect. We talked about Minority report, Mum tried to join in ..."whats this minoritoritreeeeeee reporty?" at which we all laughed which made her worse.


Take the piss out of Mother and see how she can cock up other words and sayings! This could last all night.......mummy say wingardium leviosa! that was priceless! mummy say dick billed platipuss!

Mothers glasses needed cleaning, she goes to "Huff" on them, only almost swallowing them leaving us laughing at the chink of her teeth hitting the lens! She's completely lost it poor love, and here we all are encouraging her to drink a bit more.

Dad sitting next to me is trying hard to show disgust...at his wifes drunken behavior but fails miserably as she sets off on yet another round of the giggles throwing her arms and legs about!

As suddenly as it started, it stopped. She sits there completely wasted saying I'm depressed, i feel all down now i'm going to bed.
We're rather glad she did or we'd have been carrying her!

So that's the sport of getting mummy pissed, it doesn't happen often so its priceless when it does, you probably don't even think it's funny but believe me you just had to be here!

Mum and Dad go to bed, leaving me and Sis(who is my little sis who is actually 6 inches taller than me!) and me, in the lounge. I have nicely given up my bed to Mum and Dad what with ours going on the removals and using the spare bed! So i top up my glass and flick through the channels and settle on Glastonbury .

Virtual Glastonbury at my house baby! Keane came on I had already seen them earlier in the afternoon live and they were fucking awesome....they opened with my most favourite track, track 7 on the album. i sung along and began to cry. (how fucking sad am I?)

I noticed tonight that the world has been turning
while i've been stood here dithering around
well i know i said i'd wait around till you need me
but i have to go, i hate to let you down

but i can't stop now
i've got troubles of my own
cos i'm short on time
i'm lonely and i'm too tired to talk

Lyrics Keane Can't Stop now
The tears just kept falling as i sat there singing my heart out. I love Keane.


There i am now late at night pissed dancing around the lounge my sister looking on at me like I am mental and having some sort of a breakdown! She's fast asleeo within about 10 mins of it pmsl

So Virtual Glastonbury great time had, even me singing along to paul macartney who i basically think is a twat but who can't sing along to yesterday?

This am we were awoken rather early by the kids we've all been to dunelm mills and they've gone home. I've had a mellow afternoon reading the sunday papers while princess has had a go on the pc yes i actually left the seat for long enough for her to have a go!!

I'm gonna go make supper now cos she's having a major paddy I guess this moves not just hard for me......

Laters Dahhhhlings
Lou Lou

posted by Lou Lou @ 6:39:00 pm  
Was awoken, not too early I may add (little darlings)by the sweet sound of my little 'un shouting at the top of her lungs...."Mummy I need to get up!"
"NEED!" How can she needto get up??? She's 2 years old for f*ck's sake...wot's there to get up for????...pmsl

Anyhow, had a lovely lie-in and a cup of char in bed, courtesy of my blessed husband, although it was his turn for a lie in and breakfast in bed....but me being a bit long in the tooth and the memory not quite what it used to be......ahhh bullshit, ok sooooooo I forgot....LOL

Went to the coast after an early lunch, took the kids round the market there, walked along the front, saw a few nutter's with bikini's on in the sea, plenty of surfers this afternoon too. The surfer's I could understand, the weather was perfect for it, but bikini's...............errrmmmm positively mental!!!

Then on the way home took a drive out to the country, we live in the country, but we went a little further afield..out in the stix...
They have a lot of new houses going up, plenty of those yummy townhouses I have my heart set on too....very reasonably priced, being out in the middle of nowhere does make the prices seem a little more affordable..
So now I'm in love with another house, God I am so fickle when it comes to bricks and mortar, I guess moving around so much when I was a kid kind of gave me itchy feet, and I just gotta scratch...LOL

Well so that was my day really, now just sittin here relaxing with a nice cup of tea, the kids are eating their tea, bless 'em they were as good as gold while we looked round the houses, choosing their rooms already and getting all excited about the cupboards they could walk into and hide..LOL

Well I better go run the bath now, dunk them in it, wash there hair, get stuff ready for the morning and tuck the little blighter's up in bed...then RELAX, with a glass of white and some ridiculously lousy TV and my fav meal...pasta! Well I say favourite, I have quite a few really but if I had to eat pasta for the rest of my God-given I wouldn't be at all perturbed....he he

Love ya,
posted by Lou Lou @ 6:32:00 pm  
..::My life Is In Boxes::..
I awoke early pissed off that i had only got just under 4 hours sleep and strugged to get going.

Just before 8 am they arrived....wielding large roll of bubble wrap sticky tape and boxes.

The kettle was boiling....surely they can't have heard it? Well it was obvious I had to make them a cuppa before anything would start, I neeed one myself anyway! Took Princess next door, lovely neighbour was taking her to school for me.

Cuppas all round and it began.

They separated off into different rooms asking me what was going and what wasn't. You see the whole nightmare of this move is that 3/4 of our possessions have got to go into storage. It has been sheer hell deciding what we can do without and what we can't.

Due to Super Lou Lou last night mostly all was in order, just bits and pieces to sort. They said they'd be gone by lunchtime.....Famous last words.

I struggled to do paperwork, and compile packing lists in triplicate, those of you in the know will understand just how difficult this is for me due to my "undiagnosed condition" It was a fucking nightmare and I had to make severla extreamly long distance phonecalls to check what i was doing was ok.

Of course the kettle was kept boiling I nipped out later on to buy biscuits and something for a snack. They just loved me when I produced BLT Baguettes. It pays to keep them sweet.

The guys in all honesty were fantastic. They were amazingly helpful and I really appreciated it, me having to deal with this on my own due to Hubby working away..... talk about bad fucking timing the wankers at his work wouldn't give him the day off. (hell be home tomorrow)

The washing machine was drained, safety bolts added and wrapped. I did the dishwasher, and managed to flood the kitchen floor pmsl

It has to be the hardest day I've had in a long time.
To cut this short i'll fast forward to 4.30pm!
Cue Dodgy time travel music!

So 4.30pm arrived and they thought they'd be gone by lunchtime pmsl
Finally the last box is packed and placed on the truck until muggins walks into the kitchen and realises they haven't packed the kttle pmsl I mean the most important thing apart from the pc!!!

Then I had to verify the paperwork and get it signed and then ask next neighbour to witness it!.... which he did whilst wearing a pair of briefs only pmsl Very dodgy briefs too!

They left. The truck drove off as I watched and went insode and closed the door.


It was real, this fantasy was real, it's going ahead and we were moving thousands of miles away from a place I have lived for 5 years but never called home.

Suddenly it was....Home. And bit by bit that day as the fabric of my family's life was packed it began to dawn on me. I actually did have feelings for this place, this stack of bricks and morter.

I reached for the phone so i could let Hubby know all was well, it was hard to speak i was so choked with emotion, he thought it was the phoneline breaking up but it was my voice. He told me to go have a sit down, drink some wine and relax not to worry about tidying. I said goodbye and told him I love him.

The shock of it sent me reeling.... and my tears began to fall (like they are doing now I can barely see to type) the tears became huge great big wracking sobs as i sat huddled alone on the sofa surrounded by emptyness surrounded by echoes of laughter and love.

I never expected it to be like this..... so hard. I never expected to feel this loss.

The rest of the furniture goes in 4 weeks, and goes into storage while we begin a new life. I have bare necessities around me, a skeleton of household effects. The sofas will go into storage so at least we have something to sit on and beds too. And then the new chapter in our life begins.

It's exciting you know, really it is and I am excited, but right now as the tears are falling once more, I sit here gone 2pm and i'm not even dressed. It hurts, it really hurts.

And yet I really can't wait to go!

Lou Lou

PS Comming to a PC near you Soon! On my move I will be launching a sister site dealing with my new life.... xxxx
posted by Lou Lou @ 2:20:00 am  
~~Peace, tranquility and a "purple haze" baby!~~

Sit back, relax and enjoy the view honey....let your mind dream a little dream and enjoy the ride xx Posted by Hello
posted by Lou Lou @ 12:38:00 am  
Just wanted to say go girl, had a peak and its looking pretty sassy, can't wait for the first installment.
Not really here to write much, just checkin mail's and chattin to some buddies and thought I'd post the 200th post!!!! F*ckin hell Lou and Scarlet...boy can we girlies talk!!!!
Do we rock or wot ladies????
Hope your feelin a bit more serene now honey.....now I know how to post a pic, i found something that might calm ya thoughts and release all those tensions, and no its not George Clooney naked...I left him upstairs, warming my side of the bed.....f*ck I wish!!! PMSL

Hope all goes smoothly from now on babe,
Love ya lots
posted by Lou Lou @ 12:31:00 am  
..::This Cheered me up!::..
Saturday, June 26, 2004
This cheered me up in fact i almost pmsl. He has cush a knack of making life seem better.
Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 6:34:00 pm  
~~Bear with me..I'm new at this!~~

If this worked..this is my current item I'm bidding for on E-bay...lol..my little 'un is obsessed with all that is Cabbage Patch..lol Posted by Hello
posted by Lou Lou @ 11:02:00 am  
~~F*ck...I'm knakered!~~
It's 10'O clock on a Saturday morning, my head is thumping, my eyes are sore and I feel like I didn't sleep at all.....
Had a restless night's sleep, but I did sleep...it just doesn't f*ckin feel like it..plus I didn't go to bed 'til gone 0230 and then was awoken by the rugrats at 0745..little sods..don't they know its the f*ckin weekend???
The reason why I was in bed so late???
I have a very dear friend who's husband is less than perfect..by a long f*ckin shot, she is in the process of leaving him and things are almost there but a little sticky, he's a violent man so things are very tense, she is very afraid and I am afraid for her, so I was waiting up for a text from her to say she was home and safe...GOd I sound like her f*ckin mother. You see she only lives round the corner from me and I'd never forgive myself if something happened to her....she's already had the police out once this week.....f*ck her life is complicated!!!

Mine on the other hand is much less so......all I gotta do today is get me arsed dressed...and no don't go imagining allsorts of saucy underwear and see-through negligees..not my style.....some old baggy t-shirt, hair like I've been dragged through a hedge.. violently, no make-up, eyes that have large..well extra large bags under them and in a very foul-mood. I should wear a sign really....


Honestly I am like a bear with a sore head today, so lets hope the kidlings behave themselves and act like little angels...we can only hope!

Well I have to say it..I know some of you don't watch it, can't stand it...dispise it even...wot am I talkin about...BB of course!!!
Hooray..there is a God!
For those of you who follow my little opinions you will know that she was not one of my fav's.....f*ckin huge understatement there...pmsl
Needless to say despite having had little kip, this little bit of news is a deffo chink of sunlight in an otherwise very dull, drab and miserable day(we are talkin weather here!..lol)
Have a great weekend folks,
Love you
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:15:00 am  
Flashback to thursday night ..... cue trashy b movie time travel tune

Lou Lou is frantic. Kicking herself for being such a lazy bitch all week when she should have been packing.

Lou Lou in a frenzy dashes around the house adding to lists, ticking off lists filling bin bags with disgarded crap and making a mounain on the lounge floor of stuff that needs to go in boxes but can' cos she hasn't got any.

Cue phone call to local Kebab House, orders pizza.....(Yes i know its in the name but he does the best in town)

Lou Lou and Princess sit on floor admid the piles, and there is a knock on the door.......

Lou Lou shits herself when she sees 3 large men standing at her door.... in removals uniform. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK she screams as she thinks they're not supposed to be till tomorrow.

Lou Lou is very relieved to know that they are in fact just doing a quick reccie before they fuck off and watch the footie in one of the pubs in town that has a large plasma screen for the event and overcharging everyone for pints and cos they are from up t'north they are about to have a very large shock!

Princess is sorted and goes to bed. Lou Lou takes a break....for 5 mins and ends up glues to the penalty thingy on the footie. Outraged at the ending Lou Lou decided to shift her ass once more, not getting very far only to the pc upstairs for a last play before it is packed. Lou chats to friends online, and reads blogs to get her daily blog fix.

Cue loudly ticking clock in background getting louder and louder and louder

11pm time has gone way too fast and Lou Lou is shitting a brick...and finally goes into .........SUPER LOU LOU MODE

Nothing gets in her way as she flies around the house sorting and packing until finally at 2.45am she climbs into a bed exhausted that has no sheets on and sets alarm for 6.45am and falls into a shit sleep.

lou lou

posted by Lou Lou @ 10:06:00 am  
..::Getting to know ME!::..
Thursday, June 24, 2004
So now you can get to know a little of what makes lou lou tick!
MEME courtesy of Evie

What make u think i'll tell u?

Pants? Thong baby...... black and sheer

KEANE of course! what else?

Not really ankles are!

Cadbury's airy milk with crispies

Purple with glitter

The sun is shining!

Don't know his name the removals bloke!

Honestly? Arse,shoulders smile and eyes depending on the direction he's facing!

Well since she blogged it and she's my partner in blog Evie course I do!

Tit sore, feeling quielty scared but wearing a smile!

Tea, mines milk 2 sugars!

Banrock Station Shiraz or Peach schnapps frozen


Blonde streaks to hide the white hairs but otherwise browny colour

Green, but can change to bluey green dependant on my mood

No i think they're frreky i couldn't put them in my eyes although i do wear specs for pc work and reading

Hollyoaks. and sometimes a little beastly benders

September...my birthday = pressies May my anniversary = pressies December Christmas - preessies


Happy Gilmore, Adam Sandler Ggggrrrrrr

Year of life?
Life was birth of princess and my wedding day
Year i guess my birthday hubby's birthday and princesses birthday and christmas day

Depends..... on whether i get a lay in or not or how i'm woken up! hehehe

Nope, but not likely to be doing any asking i'm happily married!

Isn't that what they make out of refined shit? Bluuurrrrrggggghhhhh

Neither..... Spring

That depends on who it's from! And what sort of kisses, and if i've got clothes on!

Toffee fudge or cookie dough

Married, 1 hubby, 1 daughter, 1 hound

No time for books! Blogs now u know who you are babies xxxxx

Blogged, checked out templates, emails, watched tv and treated myself and princess for nits.

Don't be bloody stupid!

It's shit this year i catch the odd highlight i couldn't really give a fuck they all seam to be a bunch of wankers

Rain fallen on hot ground, baking bread, freshly mowed grass, hoof oil, putty

The people i love and those that love me


worcester sauce or prawn cocktail of them scampi snacky things do they still make them?

MINI but also love sexxy car bugatti eb110 and dodge viper and mitsubishi L2000

Sweet peas


Well i try.....

Anyday the sun shines

white and fizzy or banrock which is pinkish but called white

Turned 30. Got pressies. Cant remember actually must have got pissed!

I did but i lost it i will have to do it again and me workjing in a doctors how shit is that!

Oh Fuck its late we're gonna be late

47. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED? having dinner and packing the rest of my life!

So was that an insight? DO you think you know me any better?

Cool Meme Evie mwaaaaaahhhh xxxx

Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 5:35:00 pm  
~~"Keep on running, keep on hiding....~~
Hmmmmmmm, well we have solved the problem of the cross trainer dilemma! We hadn't fixed the f*ckin thing together properly....d'oh!
Now I can run or walk on the thing to my little heart's content, without threatening to spontaneously combust at any given moment!!!
Make way world for the new, leaner, fitter, slimmer...oh f*ck it wot am I saying....I know I have to stop eating junk too, I'm feeling rather shame faced after having myself a "treat" earlier on...eek, will have to do 10 extra mins now to work it off, that or have mad sex with my husband....hmmmm tough choice..NOT!!....pmsl

Well today has been real busy, not been in much, in and out most of the day, wot with school run's and shopping and dropping me brother off at his, have managed to answer a few mails..got a good little meme sent to me and thought I might share it with you, gotta do something to keep up with Lou's epic posting of last night!!!!! Man that girl can talk..LOL You know I mean it in a good way darlin..mwah xx

My little 'un is presently sprawled across the living room floor, dead to the world, she's knakered herself out poor little poppit, it's such hardwork being a toddler!
She got her very first Barbie today, well not Barbie as such but her cheaper, more affordable, don't-care-if-you-crayon-on-her-face friend.
She's in a little ballerina outfit, and little 'un has seen fit to call her her fairy...and why not indeed.
No doubt Daddy will raise his eyebrows at yet more "junk" to litter the hallway and stairs and rooms with...but his resonance will last all of five mins, until she gives him her best "Love you Daddy" swiflty followed by a hug...works every time....*I taught her well!*
Well here's that meme hopefully..if I can manage to get it here......
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? I'll take the 5th...tee hee


5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A satsuma, my attempt at being healthy after stuffin my face with a Double Toffee Chunk Muffin...LOL


7.HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? Ermmmmmmmmmm shite!


10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Nope, I love her, it was my step-daughter..awwww

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Groovy, fab, great, fantastic..blah blah

12. FAVOURITE DRINK? Hmmmmmmm, difficult one..tea probably!


14. FAVOURITE SPORTS? Don't do sports

15. HAIR COLOUR? Is this over the grey or au naturel???

16. EYE COLOUR? Pale Blue

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Not at the moment...but it has been known

18. FAVOURTE SOAP? Not really bothered

19. FAVOURITE MONTH? December.........I just love Xmas, snow, Santa, decorations, cards, turkey..etc..


22.FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? All of my kids birthday's
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY? OOOhhh tough one...both!



27. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs followed by kisses, followed by....

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Mint Choc chip!

29. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Married, house,3 kids, 1 cat!

30. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? No books at the moment, just trashy gossip mags!

31. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Went to work

32. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF THIS MORNING? Yep, my darling daughter woke me at 0545

34. FAVOURITE SMELLS? Newborn babies, freshly baked bread, my hubby when he's just shaved...


37. FAVOURITE CRISPS? Anything those geniuses at Kettle can do!


41. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Life, work and motherhood..yeah!

43. RED OR WHITE WINE? white

44. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Spent it with my family

45. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? Nope, but I am on the register
46. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? "Bollox....is that the time already???"
47. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED? Resting.....with a glass of white or two xx

Ta Da.....aren't I clever...LOL
I was sent something else today but dunno if I can get it here, will try as it was dead interesting.....2 secs brb..
Nope that didn't work..hang on let me try again..

Oh f*ck and bugger, will have to ask Lou Lou..aka the "Html Goddess"
Or have a fiddle and post it later...
Well enough going on already...
Loves ya
posted by Lou Lou @ 4:27:00 pm  
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Sat here stinking.....princess got the creepy crawlies from school again, so she's got the stuff on and so have i as a precaution! It's not he worst smell in the world but it has to stay on all night. This one kills the eggs too and in conjunction with her zapper by tomorrow she will be free again. More than likely though will return from school with them again, some shite parents are not checking their kids hair.

I've been busy tonight so i'm just popping into post a little. Missing Fluffy, I did pop in on the offchance but alas my hopes were dashed!

I still have a pain in my right breast. Where she put the needle in. I've spoken to the doctor and she say's it's not unheard of for it to last for a week due to tissue trauma and advised me to take some paracetamol. It's not bad enough to take pills but it's bad enough to make it's presence felt. So in about a week when the pain has gone, I'll be at the hospital and they'll do what they have to and i'll be hurting again! I will know while I am there the results, I might have to have a mammogram, or a biopsy or maybe both. And if it is what we all hope, just a cyst they will try and drain it again.

It's a big week for me hospital wise, I'm at one on wednesday for a follow up with my concultant for another matter, those of you close to me out there no about but i won't bore the shit out of the rest of you with! And then Thursday I'm at the other hospital seeing a breast consultant.

My baby dog has just come to say hello! Bless her she's been a bit on edge tonight due to all the howling wind outside and the banging sounds, really freeked me out earlier when she started barking her head off, i was even poised here moby in hand with two 9's pressed. Fuck I hate it when i'm like that.
Still I have enough on my plate don't I what with the move, my tit, and work.

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Work. Well i was brave and wrote my letter of resignation. It was hard. I knew it would be. I was almost in tears actually. Anyway I bravely popped it onto the bosses desk this am upon my arrival and busied myself. Later in the whilst I had popped into her office with some out of hours patient details for her she spoke to me about my resignation. She knew it was coming, it was no surprise. She expressed her sadness at losing me and that there will always be a job there for me. She also said she'd write me a reference and be a referee for me. So i was pleased, looks like my reference will be a good one! And so it bloody well should be I've worked my arse off there. Yeah ok i've enjoyed it but i've worked my arse off.

R and I had our traditional wednesday lunch n bitch. Topic of convo was L the new lady. She told me she really can't take to her, nor can I, its not that shes horrible or anything I just can't take to her, Plus I think she's lazy and she is not applying herself as much as she should new girl or not and she's really slow. Her atitude is very like another workmate G.

She really is lazy. When I was running emergency clinic on saturday last week on my arrival i was met by a postit asking me to redo mondays emergency lists (in case the pc system goes down) cos she had done them for the wrong date. It would have taken her less than 30 seconds to do it herself! R this morning came out back and asked about blood test results, where were they....." Oh Lou's here fo course they've already been filed!!" L has been leaving them for others and not doing any. (Some days we get over 100 results come in just for bloods and they still need to be filed, its time consuming and a pain in the arse but we all take a turn along with our other duties.)

I've actually had a very varied day today! I've filed bloods, new patients, transferred out old patients, i've run administration, i've done my various jobs that are mine alone too oh and i've taken my turn at making the drinkies.
NOw something amazing happened this afternoon.

Sometimes patients like to show their appreciation to us, we have one patient that every appointment she has brings a victoria sponge which is lush. We have others that remember when it's our birthdays. But today a gentleman arrived at recpetion holding a box asked to see the practice manager and left before we could find out what was in it.

OMG it's a bomb, a patient has finally snapped at not being able to get an appointment!
It sat there in its box pristine and white, delicate and oh so lovely. A fantastic cake, not just anycake but occaision cake you know royal icing, hand made icing flowers scripted lettering. " Thanking all the Doctors Nurses and Receptionists" We were all completely choked. It's nice to know in a day that you're shit on by most that someone out there appreciates you.

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Well thats enough work shite. On a plus I'm feeling postive about my breast lump. Although it's hurting a week and we'll know. I'm not in panic mood i'm calm and collected. If this had happened to me a few years ago i'd have been screaming and crying and not eating. I am so changed to the me i was 5 years ago.

*Paints picture* The ME of 5 years ago.....description.
Small, painfully thin, weighing 8 stone.
Gaunt looking hollow eyes
Hair shorter than most gal would have it (about a grade 4)
Constantly worrying
Constantly on edge
Constantly scared of life and living
Jumpy and spasmodic
Hard work. I needed constant reassurance
Over coming a major back injury
Living in a strange place with no friends
Over protective loving mother and wife

*Paints Picture of me now*
Still small, healthy weight, although a little heavier than i'd like but BONUS..... TITS!( and everyone says i look great)
Bright green sparkling eyes
Hair way past my shoulders edging on mid back worn dead straight or naturally wavy!
Don't give a shit atitude
Speak my mind If i'm unhappy by god don't you know about it!
Calm composed well most of the time!
Bright articualte
Loads of supportive mates
Beaten the evil depression without any anti depressents
About to move from this place that has been home for 5 years to a place i will have no friends but will make many
A loving wife a good mother learning not to be quite so protective!
loving life and living it

The only downside being i have an undiagnosed condition that at times makes life difficult but i don't let it get me down anymore or beat me!

I guess I've grown up, i'n not the girl I was i'm a strong woman


Lou Lou

posted by Lou Lou @ 11:20:00 pm  
~~Ermmm...wot next?~~
God...life without Fluffy...doesn't bear thinkin about.
Now I am not a daily Blog reader like Lou Lou and many others, but I do go read quite a few in one mega Blog fest twice a week as a rule.
I found Fluffy's Blog, very touching and real and personnel and something that I could relate to when I was going through a difficult time in my relationship..how she remains to be so upbeat and vivacious and honest with the entire world, while her little universe is crumbling around her I'll never know.
My hat's of to you, go girl.....am lookin forward to your return to us all.
Tare care of you and those gorgeous kiddies of yours.


You were right Lou Lou, that Sentiments was pretty profound. Had someone send me one of those chain mail thingys to do with friendship, it was pretty cool, said a lot of the same stuff...very touching.

Well my life seems pretty dull compared to yours darling and your move and giving up your much loved job and an invitation to a friend's wedding in Sri Lanka...WOW! How am I supposed to compete with that. Not forgetting ya sore tit and impending appointment to sort it out.

My life at the moment revolves around BB and my ever increasing hatred of that blonde bitch Vanessa...pmsl


Come on nation, its your duty to rid the house of that pompous, stuck up bitch...I think even her "bosom buddie" Shell is getting fed up her girlie, flirty, childish antics....

Saw a beautiful piece of TV last night, on BBC4 I think..followed the story of a Gay couple wanting to have a child of their own, and the whole surrogacy progress and eventual birth of their baby girl, was very moving, I was in tears for most of it. These guys were such great people, really in love with each other, they'd been together for 10 years and this was like the "icing on the cake" for their relationship and commitment to each other.
It was a very heart-warming piece of film...my personnel belief is that every person should have the opportunity to become a parent..of course there are always exceptions to the rule..but I think being gay is definitely not one of them.

Ah well I've fed you enough blarney for one day,
Take care y'all
posted by Lou Lou @ 12:25:00 pm  
Tuesday, June 22, 2004

I'd like to draw your attention to this, I think it's very well said especially for a person of their years.
Take a moment, read what they have to say......and think about it
Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 11:38:00 pm  
..::Au Revoir Fluffy::..
Pop in won't you and say Au Revoir to Fluffy.
She's taking a deep breath, taking that huge step and making the break from Bloke.
I hope you'll all join me in hoping she comes back to those who love her soon in Blogland.

*Raising a large glass to Fluffy and her girlies and wishing her love and luck and a speedy return to us*


love lou lou xxxxxxxxxxx
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:42:00 pm  
..::It's outa the bag!::..
I was invited to wedding today, infact everyone at work was invited to a wedding today.... in Sri Lanka. How fucking cool is that? Of course the day has been spent working out just how we can afford to charter a plane to get us all there and just how exactly work will function without us.

It won't. The patients will run riot! There the cats of the bag, I work for the NHS, in a very, very busy doctors surgery. I'm that evil woman on the end of the phone that won't give you an appointment! Of course i do far more than that... i'm actually a medical receptionist and administrator. I am also trained to work in a dispensary. How cool am I? yay for me I rock!

SO now all maybe becomes clear on my past rants of arseholes i speak to that shout at me because i can't give them what they want. You actually usually find that it's the old dears that don't complain are the ones that genuinely need an appt that has been taken up by some tosser that doesn't turn up or ring to cancel. It's amazing how much that happens. In fact it disgusts me just how many people don't turn up for appointments.

The girls i work with are fantastic and i am the baby there apart from C who's a doctor and it's her wedding! Oh and D who's 349 days younger than me! He's a doctor too and very popular with the laydeez, he has quite a following of the purple rinse brigade, but seriously he is easy on the eye for us girlies.
The sad thing is we'd all love to go to her wedding, but there is absolutely no way we can get there or that work can function without us.

For all the shit we take and the stress we are under I love my job with a passion. I'm a people person. I thrive on it. I love the work its demanding and varied. I love the people i work with and i'm really quite attatched to some of our regular patients. Of course we have sad days when a patient dies, we have lovely days too when the new babies come in (until they all start screaming at the same time!) The girls i work with are fantastic and considering i am soo much younger than them they accepted me and made me feel like i was one of them. I will miss them all so much.

It guts me. But tonight i'm sat here writing this and i'm supposed to be writing my resignation. (due to the move it's too far to commute) I've been putting it off. I really will miss it oh so much. I never thought it would be so hard to do. I'd better get to it

lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:15:00 pm  
..::the waiting game::..
So we all know. I'm tlaking about it cos it makes it all less scary somehow. I would go nuts if i didn't tell someone.

I have an appointmet. I got a phonecall not long after i posted. it was confirmed byt letter this am. I'm off to get looked over on the 1st July. Hubby should hopefully get time off work to come with me. (they are wankers if they won't let him) princess's collection from school has been arranged. Now, all i've gotta do is wait. It's a week and a half it will fly by i've got soo much to do re the move.

the first van load is going on friday so i will be without my beloved pc and back to the shitty bollox one.

my right tit still hurts from the needle yesterday morning. i was a wuss and hid my head under my top. i'm told it was a very big needle
bollox gotta go get princess from school laters
lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 2:30:00 pm  
~~F*ckin hell...How stressful is this game???????~~
Monday, June 21, 2004
Hey all
Just had to pop in for 5 mins.
The game was gettin to tense to watch, had to tear myself away from the screen as my heart just couldn't take it..Thank-God since sitting here we have scored yet another goal...Hooray you boys..


Just a quick word about me cross trainer exercise thingy...F*ck I must be really unfit, I lasted all of 3 mins before my heart was about to explode out of my chest.....my brother was in the background urging me on..."Come on Sis, feel the burn!"
"Feel the burn!"...FFS...I'm dying here and your happy to watch and encourage it????
Needless to say he was p*ssin himself at my lack of fitness, so after 15 mins of 2 mins at a time of exercise and 30 secs of rest...I'd had enough...f*ckin sad or wot?? LOL
Still I am hopin that by the end of the week I can manage 10 whole mins without having a coronary...pmsl
We shall see....
Incidentally hubby had his turn tonight when he got in from work....he did all of 6 mins, so I guess we are both in need of a shake up as far as exercise goes.
Will report more progress later in the week.

The game is over now, so back to normality..my heart is no longer racing, can relax and enjoy my rewarding 1 glass of wine and indulge in my fav reality TV show...BB
Nite Nite all,
posted by Lou Lou @ 9:32:00 pm  
..::DO I not have enough STRESS?::..
Well Do I? Not have enought stress in my life. Well obviously i don't cos a whole load more just reared it's ugly head.
Moving is a nightmare as it is, the fact that i am currently living out of boxes, is not the best situation! Hubby working away, and muggins here has it all to deal with, Childcare issues due to hubby working away for the week. The shit i endure on a daily basis due to my"condition" that they can't name and shit loads more and now this.

Last night about 12.30 i bade goodnight to Fluffy and went to bed. Upon undressing I found a lump in my right breast. You could say I was a weee bit freaked out. I dreamt of allsorts eventually and awoke in a sence of panic. And t find as i looked in the mirror a huge crop of spots had appeared too. Omg what if it's real? Omg what if it's something bad Omg how can i deal with that and everything else?
8.30am I got on the phone redial on to get through to the doctors. I was lucky enough to be going anyway today to get my hep b blood test, i need it for work! And asked the receptionist (fantastic ladies that they are) if they could fit me in about the same time. Which lucky for me they could.
Of course both nurse and doctors surgerys were running late. Once seen the vampire who drained me of blood i had another wait to see the Doctor. Whilst i was waiting possibly the smelliest woman in the whole world came and sat by me it was all i could do not to physically heave. Sweaty cheddar cheese among the odors emanating from her crusty self. Then my name and off i bimbled.
I don't get my tits out for just anyone you know. Joked with the doc that being the size they are it's not hard to miss anything. Was it in my imagination or was there something there?
Upon stripping and laying on the couch she confirmed my fears. Yes there is a lump, a bit bigger than a malteser in my right breast. *head starting to panic omg omg omg omg*
But then she says she thinks it is a cyst and she'll try to draw come fluid off it. Ouch is all i can say and still ouch it bloody hurtand still does. But to no avail she didn't manage to draw anything.
So Now i'm sat waiting for a phonecall...from the hospital to call me in to take a look. Just to make sure and everything due to the move. Obviously lumps in breasts are taken seriously.
Princess had overheard me telling hubby on the phone this am, in the car on the way to school she asked me if i have breast cancer. The c word had not been mentioned, but we did have a convo last week about cancer. She touched my arm and said "you will be ok mummy it will all be fine" (she's 7)
I pray to God it's not anything serious I pray all it is is a cyst. Right now i just wanna curl up and cry
lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 11:38:00 am  
..::Panic Over::..
Sunday, June 20, 2004
OMG am I lucky. We found it and I didn't even have to sift through the bin contents!! Princess had put it "safe" in her bedroom! So the Tooth Fairy cometh tonight!

Been pretty busy today with one thing and another. Just want to take a little moment to say...........
"H A P P Y F A T H E R S D A Y" to all the fathers out there!

Wel i'm gonna get back to watching the old box now, i have it on in the background but i want to immerse myself in the wonderous film that is the "Horse whisperer"
Laters all
Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 8:48:00 pm  
You two have been busy!!!!
I must admit I prefer the white to the black...really was giving me eye strain that black and purple....LOL But then I do wear glasses and am gettin' old after all..ha ha.
Lovin the fairy pic Lou Lou, very flash, I'm still tryin to figure out how to post a pic..may try something on the end of this post, you never know...I might just figure it out on my own....but don't hold ya breath...pmsl

Hubby has just spent the last hour and a half, puttin together that damn exercise machine...LOL Lets hope its worth the trouble, it very nearly ended up out of the window, we both got really frustrated with the f*ckin shitty thing ..I, being me and a typical Gemini decided to walk away and tackle it at a later date, preferably tomorrow...but he, being him and a Scorpio decided that the "b*astard thing!" wasn't gonna be him....and hats off to him, it bloody well didn't...LOL

Will be trying it out with vigor tomorrow..and will post any developments or results forthwith...probably arse ache, neck ache, leg ache....blah blah...LOL

Today has gone pretty quickly..infact the whole weekend seems to of flown by...my bruv' dropped off his babe at 6.45 this morning on his way to work, hubby bless him got up and left me in bed...I know, I know it's Father's Day and all, but he thought I could do with a lie in, as it was me going to work this morning and not him, although personally I think I got the better end of the deal......? He even cooked me breakfast before I went, and ironed me a shirt.....me thinx he obviously liked his pressies!

He's now bathing the kid's which is why I have 15 mins to myself, I am cookin him a lovely roast, his fav, complete with roast tatters and parsnips, stuffin', gravy and yorkshires...yum yum God I'm f*ckin droolin' just thinkin about it, so in about half hour we will be sat on the couch, trays on our laps, glass of wine each and hopefully peace and tranquility would of descended over the household...well until tomorrow that is..LOL

Boy is back to school tomorrow, Thank-God, bless him little cottons..I do love him...but f*ck has he been driving me loopy...pmsl
Well, till tomorrow all..
Loves ya

Oh bugger...couldn't f*ckin insert me pic...next time...gotta go rescue the rugrats from the bath and smother them...oops I meant put them to bed...he he
posted by Lou Lou @ 7:07:00 pm  
..::Ch Ch Ch Changes!::..
Stay Tuned Do Not Adjust your monitor!

Changes are a foot here at Stop the world I wanna get off....NOW!!!!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Fluffy AKA Blog Goddess (that she is) has been working her ass off.
She's been perfecting a template for us here.
I've had a preview and i am well chuffed...... the girl has talent! Which of course we all know.
What really is so special about her doing this, is that we've never met, but i'm privelaged to sat we've chatted, she's a truly genuine, wonderous person!
But then you all know that already!

I wanna say a huage thankyou to her for putting her time into it, esp with the way things are.

Mwaaaaaaaahhhhh Fluffy Babe you are one in a million xxxxxx

Lou Lou

PS Piccie swiped from her moblog! Sorry for being a cheeky bitch!
posted by Lou Lou @ 6:06:00 pm  
..::Winged Visitor!::..
Tonight we are expecting a visitor, with wings no, not a pesky mossie but a gentle delicate creature with wings who will be carrying moolah to exchange for a toothypeg!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us The Tooth Fairy is coming to town!

Well actually she should have come last night but Princess forgot to put her toot under her pillow!
Earlier in the day we went to my favourite Bagette Bar, i of course had my usual oriental chicken, hubby had norfolk chicken ( which i had a bite of and was lush!) and Princess had cheese and cucumber which is actually her favourite. Anyway there she was munching and she gasped a little with pain. Her wobbly tooth (one of 2!)had got pushed and was now bleeding. Hubby and I exchinged words and estimated later that day she would lose said tooth! She managed to keep it till later when we were all indulging in my passion "Lardy Cake" Hubby commits sacrilage and spreads butter on his freekazoid that he is. And her tooth fell out! She thought it was a lump of lardy till it tinked against the plate (my best next chinaware!) So here we are ready for the impending arrival of the tooth fairy and she bloody forgets!
OMG i just had a thought it was wrapped in a tissue on the dresser, bugger i think i've chucked it i will have to go hunt through fucking bins now!
So it's all set for tonight....... If i mange to find the damn thing! (Oh well if i don't i can always get out one of her old ones i've kept!) Is that freeky? I know my Mum kept all mine!
Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 5:57:00 pm  
..::NO escape::..
Saturday, June 19, 2004
Yesterday was rather busy. Had to work till 12.30pm drive 10 miles pick up princess from school,drive back 10 miles and then another 10 miles on that into the city. Princess had a hospital appt for her eyes, at 1.45pm So of course we got stuck behind every tosser on the road, of course we got stuck behind the fucking horsebox and of course once we got to the park and ride the fucking bus drove off while i was getting a ticket for the car!
So once we got a bus we of course then had to run to the other side of the city cos it's all pedestrianised! Poor little love we managed it though ducking and diving through the throngs of people. Princess saying "mummy what are all these people here for they can't all be tourists can they?" lmao "yes my love of course they are look at the way they are buying shit!" Fucking tourists!

We eventually got there 15 mins late! But they still saw us. We were at the hospital for almost 3 hours in the end!! They've decided to change her glasses and see what happens, we have to go back in a months time to see the consultant for a review!
had a quick shop round the city just quick though avoiding fucking tourists like the plague!

So today we went and get her new specs and funky they are bright purple lush!
We also went to a well known electrical retailer this afternoon. Hubby wanted a cd/dvd cleaner disc. We got one and for spending over £10 we got a free England Supporters Pack. Princess it made up she ripped it open in a frnezy in the car.
Inside the pack was a poster, double sided england poster one side and "mr david beckham" as she calls him on the other lmao, she got a supporters whistle (shit did we know about that in the car!) some face paints (cheers) and a tshirt. she prompty took off her favourite "my mummy drives a mini" tshirt (my beloved mini has since been sold) and on went this size large england footie go england top LMFAO It comes down to her knees
We have spent the rest of the day with her wearing it even shopping i tried to walk in front of her and hubby but alas she kept holding my hand there was no escape!

oh well i had better go and do something
laters all
lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 5:11:00 pm  
~~Woah...It's Saturday...again!~~
Hey all
Good week?
Great week?
Mine was pretty good, would've been greater if the kids were well and my boy was out of my hair and at school, instead of driving me crazy every day with endless questions and requests and just general whinging...LOL
Poor lad, he is only six..tee hee
Still he is better now, spotty from head to toe, but not nearly half as bad as he was, and he's not catching now..so he will be practically thrown out of the front door come Monday.
It got so much yesterday that hubby came home at 1300, he has a half day Friday's, and my first words to him were..."I'm going out!" He looked at me with a blank expression as if to say "what have I done?"
He of course had done nothing, it was just me, being silly old neurotic housewife and having a touch of cabin fever had to escape for just an hour or two...and where did I go.....Asda!!!! How exciting..LOL
Needed to get a couple of Father's Day cards, already got the kids theirs and pressies but had to get Grandad a couple, like him to be appreciated too, my parents live abroad some my Dad's was sent over a fortnight ago..you never can rely on the post these day's. I'm still waiting for my b/day card from them, 2 weeks later!!!
Well was at work last night, nothing really much happened, we're all on kind of mega-alert mode at the moment, the other night some t*sser snatched money from a till, not one of us...one of "them"....customers I mean.
All happened very quickly, and the poor woman who's till it had been has only recently returned to work after being off with stress, of all the people they could've chosen.....f*cker's!!
Still she says she's not gonna let them get to her or beat her over this, so hopefully she'll be back in the "saddle" real soon.
My new present to me arrived yesterday...I've invested in one of those cross-trainer thingys....it's all b*llox to me!
Hubby was gonna put it all together while I was at work last night, was lookin forward to coming home and going for a little bit of exercise...NOT!!!
I mean, I do work 'til midnight.....pmsl.
Anyway it didn't get done, he took one look at all the wires and shit and decided he needed to do it when he was less tired, in other words......with me or just me!
We'll have a bash at it later, and I'll probably sit on the couch and delegate...while he sweats away just puttin the God-damn thing together...lmao
Better be worth it...I will let you know how it goes..and if it works..ie it gets rid of all me wobbly bits!
Well better sign off now, the kids are going stir crazy so gotta go bang their heads together...in a nice friendly way of course...he he
Love ya
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:37:00 am  
~~Errr is it my turn???~~
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Bloody hell where does the week go? It's almost Friday again, jeeez I am gettin old....LOL
The kids are still driving me crazy, my son is ill but not that you would know it, he's leaping about like a crazed animal some of the time, askin me can he do this,can he do that, can he watch so and so on the tele????
Gave him Star Wars to watch the other afternoon, thought it would keep him enthralled for a couple of hours.....errr, nope! I think he lasted half hour before he skulked back downstairs, now I know he is only 6, but I remember being totally transfixed by the Star Wars Trilogy as a kid, my brother and I watched it endlessly, repeatedly, continuously, lovingly and with great enthusiasm for many years...ok, ok...I know we were sad..LOL
But hey.....WE WERE KIDS!!!
Don't get me wrong I still love a good Sci Fi movie, aslong as its got eye candy in it.....well I've gotta have some pleasures in life..and Hugh Jackaman happens to be one of them...move over George Clooney..the man is here!!!

Oh God..I really must stop dribbling over that man...one day he will be mine...ha ha ha *cackles menacingly*

BB...sorry for all those of you who are not fans, or who hate reality TV...

What a fantastic move on BB's part to re-insert.....funny choice of words I know..into the house.....f*ckin lovin it!!
As for that Vanessa....hmmmmm shall I be polite or not?
Errrr NO!
Your days are numbered "I'm so beautiful nobody loves me!" girl!
Friday and your outta there, and I bet there is one or two boo's to help her on her way, the world is full of stuck up, I love myself, better than the rest of you bitches like her...trouble is she just made a complete tit of herself on primetime TV....ha bloody ha Couldn't of happened to a nicer person I'd say..LOL
Was gettin a bit worried about Dan, he seemed to be a bit sulky and moody lately, the "girls" have certainly livened him up no end, and him backin them up with excuses for the food fight and stuff......


Ok, ok enough I know I musn't go on...pmsl But I do I know.....it's cos I'm old..ha ha
Loves ya
posted by Lou Lou @ 4:57:00 pm  
..::I noticed tonight that the world has been turning while i've been stood here dithering around::..
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Just got off the phone with Scarlet, she sends her love and apologies her pc is now dead! Gonna go down for a few days next month and sort it all out for her. As usual we've had a rawkous conversation, which much giggling and filthy talk with gutteral language.

She has a "friend" he's younger than her....ok 21 so that's 11 years. Nowt wrong with that is there? He's also hot, got a great bod and there is major sexual chemistry between them. However she says they're just friends.....i think it's inevitable they're gonna do it and then wonder why the fuck they hadn't done it before.....watch this space baby!

It's been a long day filled with variety work wise. I've been very busy. Lunch was fab me and little R went for our customary wednesday munch...lush as usual. I spent most of the afternoon feeling light headed and not fuzzy but shakey. Either my blood sugar was low or i wasn't getting enough oxygen. So to rectify said sugar problem i ate a handfull or two of celebrations that were on the "share" desk where all our munchies are laid out for all to eat. I also took a couple of puffs of my inhaler. Still felt odd. I was still feeling odd when i got home. Discussed at work today also was my leaving do! On the cards is a "old skool" night....lmfao ooooh oh see some of them that i work with dressed up i'll pmsl me thinks, me of course will look both hot and yummy, they can only make me look fucking fantastic (ain't i a bitch? lol)

I've been really congested today too. Not helped by the fact that to and from work my route is lined with fields covered with rape. Oh it's very pretty to see all the yellow fields with the sprinkling of poppies thrown in, but driving by with the window down it fucking stinks. And lets face it ladies and gents its just too fucking hot to drive without the windows open, the sunroof open , the air blowers on and the tunes on really really loud. Chez Clio Lou Lou does not have air conditioning at the touch of a button unlike hubby's car.

So there I am singing at the top of my lungs to my beloved Keane (my 2 personal faves being " Can't stop now" and "This is the last time" Their lyrics are fantastic touching and musically wonderful. Spread the word people Keane are amazing!)
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People really must think i'm off my head when i'm stationary and they can see me singing away! not to mention the jigging about! And i'll sing pretty much the whole way into work. Other faves i sing along to are Tenacious D, the Darkenss, Aerosmith and the White Stripes. I'll also have a singalong to Katie melua and Nora Jones though my taste is so diverse. The only music i hate is techno, not that you can call it music!

How many of you sing your little hearts out in the car? And what do you listen to?
Laters all (gotta stop typing hubby trying to sleep! lmao)
Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 11:43:00 pm  
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Well things are looking seriously tidier here in Lou Lou land....I was about to call on Kim and Aggie to help me! lmao I've worked my little ass off and now my house looks normal ish, apart from all the fucking boxes!!

Am I the only person that doesn't really give a fuck that we lost the kissball match? I am sure it's all the goalies fault, silly git. But my Boss tells me it wasn't I know i know sweet fuck all about kissball but i still say the goalie lost it for us!

Been a really busy day today I'm really knackered so i'm off to bed now!

Night all

Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:29:00 pm  
~~~If only huh?~~~
Hey all,
Just a quick little on from me, might post again later,I'll see knakered I am and how far from the chair I can move after my pizza, garlic bread and super duper king size bag of Maltesers.......mmmmmmmmm yum!
And NO!
I don't do sharing...lololol

Thought I'd share this with you, thought it was funny.
But then I do have a warped and twisted mind, well only on Tuesdays..pmsl
Love ya

Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion, suddenly you're
in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run
for president, and 50 for Miss America?

A good friend will come and bail you out
of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next
to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told
to wear "loose-fitting" clothing..... DUH!!! If I
HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't
have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping,"
now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching
may not be able to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up
our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt
Delete' and start all over?

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible
in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come
and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court
when the Ten Commandments cannot be
displayed in a federal building?

Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read
this, thank a teacher...
and since it's in English, thank a soldier."
posted by Lou Lou @ 8:24:00 pm  
..::Blog Junkie::..
Monday, June 14, 2004
I was inspired earlier to write a post......about how we are so sucked into this world of blog. How did it begin for you?
My name is Lou Lou and I'm addicted to Blogs.
One boring day teletext junkie that i am I happened upon a Dont miss this page.....it led to toRathergood ad from there I was led astray into the land of blog, beginning with Zed I furrayed into her links list
Avidly reading about others exciting lives. ScaryDuck reducing my to pmsl, Stuart making me grin to name a couple and from there i began my journey visiting others through links learning what i did and didn't like and adding them to favourites visiting them on a daily basis to see just how things turned out for them.
Eventually after about a year i finally took the plunge. I had delibarated over it for a long long time. Evie and Scarlet my close friends joined me andStop the World was born on April 1st 2004.
We never dreamt anyone would read us, we never thought anyone would comment but ourselves and here we are 3 months down the line wondering what the hell we did without it.

The land of blog has welcomed us and embraced us as it's own. We have made many new blogfriends. We have to post, it's imperitive. I have to read almost everyone on my links list a day before i am satisfied and still i add to that list! Sometimes i pop back and forth just to see if there are developments on posts!!

Most of my friends don't know I blog, most of them don't even know what a blog is....why don't i tell them? Am i ashamed? NO I'm proud to blog. But, blogging is for me, It's my little world of Lou Lou land and they just ain't got a ticket!
I've slipped into the underworld and become a blog junkie!

Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:06:00 pm  
..::Me and Fluffy....against the World!!!!::..
Cunning. Through use of many of life's faculties,
you've managed to suceed greatly. It may not
seem so to many, but isn't the the point most
times? It's only a matter of knowing more then
the others, right? I'm scared of people like
you, but in the same time, admire the ability
to see more then just the big picture; you see
yourself in it every time. You survived the end
by knowing who to knock down so you got that
last spot in the bunker... nicely done.

How would you survive the end of the world?
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posted by Lou Lou @ 10:01:00 pm  
~~Ow, Ow..F*ckin Ow!~~
Shit......that tattoo....boy did it hurt!
Got there on time, was a bit nervous and anxious..waited two hours while he fitted in a couple of tummy piercings, ear piercing and a couple of small tattoos, then it was my turn..had me lying down on my belly this time, which wasn't as comfortable as it sounds!
I was having a cover so he took a little more time and attention to colour and detail so as to not have any show through, whether this attention to the vivid colour had any knock on effect to the pain that I endured I don't know, but shit it was excruciating at some points, so much so that I thought I'd pass out twice.....and I was f*ckin lying down at the time!!!!
Didn't feel too good for most of the evening too, didn't help that I hadn't had much to eat that day either, so a nice bath and a plate of beans on toast and two cups of sweet tea later I felt almost human!!
Still its done now, just have to look after it now and hope that I don't lose any of the design in the healing process, am lovingly applying the cream they gave me, and keeping out of the sun, unless I am well covered up...which is a bugger..today would of been a nice day to top up me tan, but don't wanna dry out my skin so am being a good girl and busying myself in side.

Have my boy home from school today too, he has wot you call Slap cheek! And no it wasn't me being a little heavy handed..its a kind of childhood viral infection I believe, anyway you can't treat it, but he is off school as it can be contagious and dangerous to anyone who is pregnant, not that I know anyone who is!!!
He's not actually ill, just has a bit of a temp and is talkin non-stop, nine to the dozen and driving me crazy in the process.

The little 'un is a bit quiet, which I think is the heat, knocks them for 6 sometimes, makes them.... well and us really, pretty lethargic...still its great weather for drying ya sheets and such like...LOL F*ck I sound like an ole lady...pmsl

As for that and the tattoo incident, had a fairly uneventful weekend, life is good, life is sweet so let's play on.......
posted by Lou Lou @ 1:32:00 pm  
..::Back IN Time::..
Sunday, June 13, 2004
Oooh the joys of Windows 98!!! Here I am sat at this poxy fucking 500mhz pc trying oh so hard not to kick the fucking shit out of it cos it is so fucking slow. It is doing my fucking head in!
Right, now that's off my chest!

I'm on the old pc, the one we gave to our daughter to play crappy games on, Ours has been packed. Omg it was hard. I pleeded with hubby to leave it just a few more days but he wasn't having it. I lovingly disconected all the cables, lovingly caressed it with a duster and we boxed it all up ready for the move.

It was painful I'm quietly whispering to the tower, "it's ok baby mummy will have you back soon, it's good for us to have a break from each other, It'll be good for us. Now go into that nasty horrible box and mummy will see you in a few weeks" OMG when hubby says the pc is my life support system he ain't fucking kidding it was soooo painful. At least I won't have complete withdrawal I have this crappy piece of shit, thats slower than a slug and chock full of lovely kiddy games, which i will be stripping out tonight in an effort to speed thing sup a bit if that is at all possible.

Well the weekend has yet again been a busy one in Lou Lou land. Yesterday we went to buy summer clothes for us all, as we hubby and I have both put on weight since last year and princess has grown about 4 inches. Then the afternoon was spent cleaning his car, he couldn't do it without his dogsbody to fetch and carry for him, just an excuse of course to see me in a wet t shirt. Yes he did turn the hose onme too.

Last night we were out on the piss next door with neighbours J and S. S is very wacky quite hyper bloke, J is nice bubbly lady. Anyway much alchol was consumed and lots of merriment until we had the long walk home!!! Which upon the front door opening and the fresh air smacking me in the fae i got rather giggly spotted the bastard evil cat from 3 doors down hissed at it and chased it away in histerics. Made my fucking night that did I hate that fucking evil cat. It shits all over the grass. It is spawn of satan that cat much like it's owners.

Today we began again in ernest trying to sort through all the belongings we have , decided what we should chuck what we should take with us etc. We have actually completed quite a lot, our bedroom is emptier than it was and i have a fucking floor. The lounge is still a fucking mess but we are using it as a dumping ground whilst we are packing upstairs. Tomorrow hopefully things down there will be sorted out in the morning before i go to work in the afternoon. Hubby has the day off so we are gonna work our asses off to sort it all and get to some sort of normality in lou Lou land.

This move is doing my fucking head in to say the least at the moment. We've been in this house for 5 years now it's amazing how much shit you can acrew in 5 years. It's pretty stressful moving i've had enough right now I really have right now the big Move Day can't come soon enough. I'm rather looking forward to saying "Fuck off you bunch of wankers to them all pmsl
Well still got a few more things to do and this pc is now really doing my fucking head in
Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 7:04:00 pm  
..::I remembered!::..
I've just remembered the other thing i was gonna mention in my post yesterday YAY
On our drive we also saw another very rare site in Britain today, unless you live in an area where these "holidays" are run.
On the side of the road, no, not roadkill, but a Romany Gypsy Caravan. A proper one! Gayly (!the old meaning not the new) painted and parked, houses tethered nearby munching on the grass verge.

Now i'm not gonna spark a big debate but there is a big difference between a "traveller gypsy" and a true "Romany Gypsy" it was lovely to see someone living by the old traditions. I was brought up never to cross a romany gyspy. If I am offered Lucky Heather in the street at an exorbitant cost then I buy it. I will not offend them in any way.

Usually I spot them and make a detour so I don't have to be confronted by them, make a mad dash into a shop I otherwise wouldn't like M and S!! But Just lately I've not seen them and be stopped twice!! I was brave enough to deny them reading my palm!!!! But still I would never offend one!

Well I shall post more later on about life in the madhouse that is Lou Lou land and the developments here, I still can't see my floor but more on that later

Lou Lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 4:32:00 pm  
..::I posted this yesterday but Blogger ate it!!!::..
It was stunning, breathtaking, a sight I had never seen before. People were pulling over in their cars just to stop and look, Was it a stunt? I don't know i've not seen anything on the local news or papers. But what it was made you stop, stare and smile.

A large sloping field, topped by a folly, absolutely covered in bright red poppies. It was the most beautiful thing i had ever seen.
If it was for D Day, which it possibly was, it was a fitting tribute to those who gave up so much for us. If it was nature, then it couldn't have been timed better.
I often drive by the field and never once have i seen it like that.
If I have time i'll drive that way again and take a piccie to share. It really was the most spectacular vision.

I did have something else t share but it's vanishe dout of my head now
lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:59:00 am  
~~Where's the sun gone?~~
Saturday, June 12, 2004
Bah humbug!
The sun has disappeared...after all that whinging and moaning about it being too hot, it finally decided to run for cover...Was positively gorgeous first thing this morning when the kids thought they WOULDN'T give Mum a lie in, thanx kids...LOL
Late to bed last night, had to catch up on BB when I got in from work so had a cup of char and some pistachio's and sat down with the remote in my hand to see who had been "evicted" to the BB Bedsit!!!
Was secretly hopin it would be the girl's, could imagine all the back-stabbing that would be going on in the house with Shell and Vanessa (talk about give blonde's a bad name or wot!) one of them is well, dippy and ditzy and fairly emotionally high strung, the other one claims not to fancy Jay or intend on doing anything in front of the cameras or in public-then she snogs him and grabs his arse in the bathroom and then goes all girly...like she forgot herself for a minute or something...d'oh I don't think so. Theses two nutty tarts have more bitchiness in their little fingers than Marco has in his entire f*ckin body...bless him.


Well the girl's didn't disappointment, they went freakin mad and ran around the room like mad things and then calmed down and read BB instructions and then ran round again...lol
Bounced on the bed, Emma-bless her forgetting she had a boob tube on, without much boobs to keep it up, it kept slippin and she showed her babps to the whole world...mind you not for the first time eh girl?

I can't f*ckin wait for next week's oh so twisted but exciting BB sub-plot to unfold.
Pure f*ckin evil or wot????

Ok well I is gonna have to sign off now, me little bruv' has arrived and is in need of a listening ear and a cup of char....
Love ya all

posted by Lou Lou @ 10:20:00 am  
..::In the Valleys Friday night is Mutton Dressed as LambNight! ::..
Friday, June 11, 2004
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I don't know whether it's worked but it should be there if i've done it right!!! Gave me a giggle or two anyway!

Lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:05:00 pm  
..::2004 Darwin Awards::..
For those of you that like to laugh at others misfortunes i'd like to share with you this email of this years Darwin Awards!!!!
Lou Lou

Advisory Notice:- Please refrain from drinking and eating whilst reading the below paragraphs, doing some may be hazardous to your health or your pc!!!!

You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the
person who did the "gene pool" the most service by killing themselves in the
most extraordinarily stupid way. Last Year's Winner was the fellow who
attempted to wash his own 'balls' in a ball washer at the local golf
course... As always, competition this year has been keen. And the candidates
this year are...

* According to police in Windsor, Ontario, Daniel Kolta, 27, and Randy
Taylor, 33, died in a head-on collision, thus earning a tie in the game of
chicken they were playing with their Snowmobiles.

* In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water
after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve
his car keys.

* A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran,"
accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run.

* Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into
the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21,
dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a
beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him
beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their
hands and shovels, trying to claw their way to Jones, a resident of
Woodbridge, VA, but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy
equipment almost an hour to free him while about 200 people looked on. Jones
was pronounced dead at a hospital.

* Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell face-first
through the ceiling of bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused
when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his hands free)
rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

* According to police in Dahlonega, GA, ROTC cadet Nick Berrena, 20, was
stabbed to death in January by fellow cadet Jeffrey Hoffman, 23, who was
trying to prove that a knife could not penetrate the flak vest Berrena was

* Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed in Selbyville, Del, as he won a
bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four
bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.


* In Guthrie, Okla, in October, Jason Heck tried to kill a millipede with a
shot from his 22 caliber rifle, but the bullet ricocheted off a rock near
the hole and hit pal Antonio Martinez in the head, fracturing his skull.

* In Elyria, Ohio, in October, Martyn Eskins, attempting to clean out
cobwebs in his basement, declined to use a broom in favor of a propane torch
and caused a fire that burned the first and second floors of his house.

* Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, NJ, and his wife
Bonnie was also injured, when a quarter-stick of dynamite blew up in their
car. While driving around at 2 AM, the bored couple lit the dynamite and
tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but apparently
failed to notice the window was closed.



Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said
they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from the Tacoma Narrows Bridge in
the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men
trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 am. Upon arrival at the
midpoint of the bridge they discovered that no one had brought a bungee
rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that
a coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. One end of the cable was secured
around Bingham's leg and the other end was tied to the bridge. His fall
lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the
ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy river water and was
rescued by two nearby fishermen. "All I can say "said Bingham, "is that God
was watching out for me on that night." "There's just no other explanation
for it." Bingham's foot was never located.


Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany) fed his
constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally
let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop!
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing
elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The
sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to
the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the
elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted
Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay
under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and
during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak
"Shit happens."

posted by Lou Lou @ 10:01:00 pm  
sorry no time to post yesterday was absolutely bolloxed so i fell asleep on the sofa and then wen to bed and slept some more lol
lou lou
posted by Lou Lou @ 9:57:00 pm  
Homeless Comic
Homeless Comic
He's new so go welcome him!
He's funny and likes words!
posted by Lou Lou @ 9:03:00 pm  
~~ :-)~~
Ok...think I sorted it... I hope!
Sometimes I am such a f*ckwit......and don't you f*ckin' dare agree with me!!!
Now get outta here and stop laughin at my incompetence.....pmsl
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:22:00 am  
F*ckin hell Lou, dunno wot I done to the Blog????
It's that bloody italics key????????????
posted by Lou Lou @ 10:17:00 am  
Woah...........Friday is here...hoo-f*ckin-rah!
God its been a long week, thank f*ck its the weekend...time to relax and take it easy and...shit, f*ck, b*llox...almost forgot about the tattoo, oh well will be relaxing tomorrow, Sunday will be spent with me being a bag of nerves and visiting the toilet several times before we leave the house, although now I am quite looking forward to it, not the pain, its not a right of passage for me or anything, if I could have it done without the pain, I would...I mean who f*ckin wouldn't???
I suppose all good things have a price tag...and with tattoos it ranges from mild discomfort to.. "F*ck me..... just knock me out now and wake me up when ya finished!" kind of pain. Ah well maybe I'm just being overdramatic..its been over 7 years since I had my last one done and that was just a squiggly bit of writing, took all of two minutes! Not much pain involved there, the most painful bit was having to endure Jethro on the large 32" screen Tv that was infront of me while having it done in the studio...not pleasant I can tell you.
As for the first one I had done.....well I'd had 2 double vodka's first and was petrified, but was not as bad as I expected...although when I asked the guy if it was gonna hurt he replied rather charmingly..."Of course it will ya f*ckin idiot, I am using a needle!!!!"...Funnily enough that made me relaxed, he was a good guy and talked to me throughout, well I say talked....he inserted the odd English verb in between a tirade of expletives...but he made me forget wot he was actually doing and that was a bonus.
I'm going back to the same guy this weekend..when we phoned up for an appointment, he actually remembered me!!! Dunno if that is a good or bad thing, well I did sit there in me bra last time......are "they" that memorable...errrrrrr, nope...don't think so...pmsl Must of been my charming personality and wit....ha ha ha

Anyway enough of tattoo's and pain and stuff, am gonna enjoy the rest of the day, washing and cleaning and......blah blah..lol

Work tonight so will be Mrs Grouchy Pants tomorrow, especially if the kids decide to wake at the crack of dawn...ugh!

Still I can look forward to a lie-in Sunday, and maybe a cup of char in bed and if I'm real lucky..breakfast...MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Have a good weekend all,
posted by Lou Lou @ 9:58:00 am  
~~~"God I am sooooooooooooooo f*ckin tired...!!"~~~
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Stop the f*ckin world.............christ I am tired...not just a little weary but dead to the world, exhausted, finding it hard to keep my eyes open.....f*ck I need my bed NOW tired...lol
And of course being the mother of 3, can I go to bed...errrrrrrrrr nope, not in the day time, except maybe by accident, while relaxing and watchin daytime shite!!!
So to keep my eyes from shutting involuntarily i thought I'd do a little blog....and then realised today f*ck all has happened so have b*llox to write about, so thought I'd just come on here and be sweary a little bit and let you see the answers to a lovely little quiz i did while i was bored.....well not bored, tryin my damndest not to fall asleep...lol

I thought I'd take a quiz about ..."What tattoo should you get?" Seems as I'm going to get mine done this Sunday....lol

tribal tattoo

You Should Get a Tribal Tattoo!

"Primal, earthy, and naturally sexy"

Describes both you and your tattoo

Subtle tattoo + subtle sensuality = perfect match!

What Tattoo Should You Get?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

Must be a load of b*llox I'm not getting a tribal one, and the ones I have aren't tribal either...lol Make of that wot you will.....I'm having an art deco style butterfly....will let you know how it goes and how much of a "big girl" I was while having it done...pmsl
Loves ya
posted by Lou Lou @ 4:31:00 pm  
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